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corycavin: joshlay: Jimmy giving a shout out to the...

Sat, 26 May 2012 01:07:49 -0400

joshlay:

Jimmy giving a shout out to the #LateNightYouTubeTour. Me, @corycavin, and @emmyblotnick are still at work. (Taken with instagram)

KEEP WORKIN’ NO SLEEPIN’

Take the new Late Night with Jimmy Fallon Interactive Backstage Tour, will you?!

An interview with myself

Fri, 11 May 2012 14:04:09 -0400

Q: Who are your inspirations?

A: I am my only inspiration.

Q: That’s a very brave answer.

A: Thank you.

My pal Jim and I found a wallet on the street last night...

Fri, 11 May 2012 11:40:00 -0400

My pal Jim and I found a wallet on the street last night belonging to a 39-year-old real estate agent in Queens. Jim found him on Facebook and we’re working out plans to get it back to him.

But first, we printed out this photo and slid it in the back behind all his cards.

This is gonna be HUGE.

Fri, 11 May 2012 00:17:45 -0400

This is gonna be HUGE.

Moviebombing Jude Law

Sun, 06 May 2012 11:44:00 -0400

Apparently there’s a Jude Law movie filming on my floor of the adjacent building, so I’m making it my duty to stay on the couch and moviebomb him. But how best to do it?

1. Pick my nose for twelve straight hours

2. Hold up various signs in the window: “SUP?” “Will work 4 Jude,” “I’m lonely,” etc.

3. A balancing act: Try to get super laid while doing all of the above.

Mr. Gif came by Fallon! See all the dizzy goodness here. Cory,...

Fri, 04 May 2012 15:07:42 -0400

Mr. Gif came by Fallon! See all the dizzy goodness here.

Cory, Josh, Lloyd and I got gif’d up too — and, as you can see, I suffer from a condition known as Mermaid Leg.

Just hired Yeah Lamb as my PR person. “Would you say that...

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 11:54:00 -0400

Just hired Yeah Lamb as my PR person.

“Would you say that pizza is the best?”
“Allow me to refer you to my lamb on this one…”

How to take your parents through a lot of emotions in three steps:

Sun, 29 Apr 2012 14:38:35 -0400

1. “I’m going to grad school!”

2. “In Arizona!”

3. “For Strip Club Management!”

I did the smelliest bit I’ve ever done last night in Rob...

Sun, 22 Apr 2012 15:06:35 -0400

I did the smelliest bit I’ve ever done last night in Rob Stern’s show Overload The Machine. Please, meet Rob’s talented neighbor Denise.

There’s a fancy new condo building in Williamsburg called...

Fri, 20 Apr 2012 17:15:00 -0400

There’s a fancy new condo building in Williamsburg called The Edge, and I’m incapable of passing it or thinking about it without singing “Cause I’m one step closer to The Edge, ANDI’MABOUTTOBREAK!”

Ideal boyfriend qualities, as specified by middle school me

Tue, 17 Apr 2012 11:09:15 -0400

- Must be taller than me

- Must own turntables

- Must chug Skittles out of the bag and not share

tylercoates: In other comedy news, we’ve got a fucking awesome...

Wed, 11 Apr 2012 14:46:00 -0400

tylercoates:

In other comedy news, we’ve got a fucking awesome line-up for our next IRL. Save the date / buy tickets!

John Early is also the name of the guy who burgled my house when I was ten!!! This is gonna be awesome!!!!

Just makin’ my dreams come true.

Tue, 03 Apr 2012 13:42:28 -0400

Just makin’ my dreams come true.

The five pillars of "I should change subway cars"

Fri, 30 Mar 2012 14:37:49 -0400

- Barfy guys
- Pee guys
- Shouty guys
- Beefy ladies beefing
- Romance of any kind

…and any combination thereof, including but not limited to: Barfy pee guys, pee-stink people beefing, romantic pee beefers and shouty barf bros.

WAKA FLOCKTOPUS.

Wed, 28 Mar 2012 19:31:30 -0400

WAKA FLOCKTOPUS.

I rediscovered my diary from when I was in the 5th grade and in...

Tue, 27 Mar 2012 18:59:25 -0400

I rediscovered my diary from when I was in the 5th grade and in it I wrote: “My role models are Snoop Dogg, Selma Blair and Mom.”

Great news! I’m opening a barbershop.

Thu, 22 Mar 2012 14:35:33 -0400

Great news! I’m opening a barbershop.

GUYS, I'VE GOT A GREAT IDEA: The Mount Rushmore of Monuments

Tue, 20 Mar 2012 15:45:00 -0400

IT WOULD BE AMAZING. Four great monuments carved into the side of a mountain. It’d probably have to include The Statue of Liberty, The Eiffel Tower, The Washington Monument and…Mount Rushmore.

I KNOW I SPELLED “MONUMENTS” WRONG, I’M NOT FIXING IT.

latenightjimmy: Josh found a marshmallow gun in the office. RUN...

Mon, 19 Mar 2012 19:29:00 -0400

[Flash 10 is required to watch video.]

latenightjimmy:

Josh found a marshmallow gun in the office. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES.

I work in a danger zone. (And for the record, I’m not the one screaming, THE MARSHMALLOWS ARE.)

I love using Customers Only bathrooms as a non-customer

Thu, 15 Mar 2012 20:55:50 -0400

Man oh man, it’s such a satisfying rule to break. I always exit the place feeling like I’m part of a heist team, and once I’m at a safe distance — safe, but not too safe — I imagine the whole establishment exploding behind me.