emmy blotnick


Behold, The Ladies’ Sandwich!
This isn’t like with Manwich, where the name makes it clear there’s a 1:1 man to sandwich ratio. We’re talking infinity:1 ladies to sandwich here! We’d better devise a plan to split this thing up, women.

Behold, The Ladies’ Sandwich!

This isn’t like with Manwich, where the name makes it clear there’s a 1:1 man to sandwich ratio. We’re talking infinity:1 ladies to sandwich here! We’d better devise a plan to split this thing up, women.

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  2. thegildedcentury said: I think the sandwich itself if female, and it’s supposed to read Ladiesandwich. They included a space so you wouldn’t confuse it with the Avant Garde porn film of the same name, which would ruin anybody’s appetite.
  3. laufei said: Okay this is like inherently sexist but I’m not gonna act like I wouldn’t down that in 20 seconds it looks so good omg
  4. laurenashleybishop said: oh boy i hope there’s a tampon inside!
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