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Potential Titles for Michelle Pfeiffer’s Memoir

It’s the subject on everyone’s mind: Michelle Pfeiffer has not written a memoir yet! And when she does, what should she call it? Here are some fantastic options:

- Pfeiff of the Party

- Party of Pfeiff

- Pfeiff For Your Right To Fparty

- The Life of Pfeiff: Pfeif Fer Life

- Matters of Pfeiff Er Death

- Eye of the Pfeiffer

- Pfeiffer Optics (name may be better suited for Michelle Pfeiffer-themed optical shop/internet service combo-business)

- Pfeiffer? I Barely Know Her! Just Kidding, I Pfofe Her Twice This Morning.

- Explosive Pfeifferhea

January 27, 2012
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