emmy blotnick

Let’s make it a normal thing to end phone calls like this by shouting “Y’all are BULLSHIT!”

Me: Do you guys do weekend appointments?
Time Warner Person: Yes, we work Saturdays.
Me: Great, could we reschedule for a Saturday?
Time Warner Person: Let me check. I don’t see any Saturdays.
Me: Ever?
Time Warner Person: Yeah.
Me: Perfect.