emmy blotnick


A question for fellow Tostitos tortilla chip lovers:

Be honest, is a Hint of Lime truly the right amount of lime for you? Perhaps you’d like more or less flavor!

For those who prefer something subtler than a Hint of Lime, I recommend:

  • Garbled Suggestion of Lime
  • Ghostly Echo of Lime
  • Thom Yorke’s Midnight Whimper of Lime
  • Amoeba’s Surrendering Exhale of Lime
  • Indescribable Loneliness.   Of Lime.

For those who prefer more lime flavor, might I suggest you try:

  • Backhand of Lime
  • Boston Homophobe’s Bark of Lime
  • Two Dozen Concert Venue Toilets of Lime
  • Overturned Mack Truck Leaving One Dead and Several Injured of Lime
  • Chainsaw-Juggling Juggalo Gang Rape and Murder of Lime

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    chips but always find myself searching...the lime-est chip in the bag. And when
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  7. bobbyfinger said: ~~~h8 how hint of lime chips leave that gunk on your fingers but totally <3 hint of lime apart from that little problem~~~
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