emmy blotnick

Texts with my sister-in-law

Karen: Plans for Christmas?
Me: I’m going to see as many movies as I can in a row without getting kicked out
Karen: Lucky. Movies are the first thing to go when you have kids.
Me: Sigh. Well, I’ll send you some homemade video cliffs notes of Mission Impossible 4
Karen: Don’t bother. If Tom Cruise is in it, we know how it ends. With Suri on top!
Me: Gross!
Karen: Ewwww. Didn’t mean it like that for chrissake.

(I laugh like Butt-Head into infinity.)