emmy blotnick


Psh, this Harry & David ass bitch

Harry & David customer service: Who is this gift from?
Me: Emmy Blotnick.
H&D: And who is this gift to?
Me: Emmy Blotnick.
(...)
Me: WHAT, like I'm the only person to ever order a year-long subscription to Fruit of the Month Club for herself?
December 2, 2011
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  1. homemadeicing reblogged this from emmyblotnick
  2. jellabyjones said: “There can be more than one emmy blotnick. I’m still sending it to myself. I work hard. what does she do? probably a dentist. Look, just send me my fruit.”
  3. megsokay reblogged this from emmyblotnick and added:
    A Note From the ReBlogger: I AM SO HAPPY EMMY IS MY IRL FRIEND. /endbraggyreblog
  4. emmyblotnick posted this