emmy blotnick


It's not too early to start considering your costume

Me: How about as a Halloween costume,
Me: "Slutty Dog That Just Ate Chocolate"
Me: just a slutty chocolate-eatin' dog like "woof woof I don't feel good"
Me: plus boobs
Jeremy: I worry you'd come off more like "Rimjob-Giving Furrie"
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