February 2012
16 posts
Types of soup that could also be disses:
- Gumbo
- Fagiole
- Snert
- Ten Beans
- Creamy Crab
- Easy Chinese Corn
Vinformation: Facts About Vin Diesel
- When in France, he goes by Wine Diesel.
- When in porn, he goes by Skin Deeznuts.
- When baking delicious pies, he goes by Win Dowsill.
- His full name is Vinegar Diesel, an industrial strength douche.
- His photo sharing startup is called Vinterest, on which every photo is of Vin Diesel.
- His Christmas-themed workout tape is titled The Vinch Who Stole Rippedmas.
- His younger brother is...
An April Fool's prank for your parents:
Give them a tabloid with 100% fake people and TV shows just to push them to their total breaking point over how out of touch they are.
“What is— who is this WHAT IS JOHN MCGILLICUTTY’S HOUSE OF FRIES WHY HAVEN’T I HEARD OF ANY OF THIS???”
My top three sleepover activities
1. Playing volleyball with a balloon
2. Building a fort out of pillows!
3. Getting my period in a sleeping bag.
Jeremy: Hey, Blotnick, we've been friends for a really long time, and I think it's time to take the next step:
Jeremy: Want to close our LinkedIn accounts together?
Emmy: I DO.
Sometimes I talk to my teeth like a hype man while...
“HOW Y’ALL DOIN’ IN THE FRONT?!
ALL Y’ALL IN THE BACK, SHAKE YO PLAQUE!
YEAH, THE FUNK DENTIST IS HERE, HAVE NO FEAR!”
You see I have no friends.
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Super secret Subway tip:
If you say you want it “balaclava style,” they’ll let you behind the counter and build a sandwich around your head.
It’s true.
