February 2010
36 posts
January 2010
50 posts
britticisms:
“Lovesick” by Lindstrøm and...
Us Weekly | "Jessica Simpson Farts During Business... →
File this under “Moments I’m glad I’m not a celebrity.”
Friendship!
Emmy: GOD, isn't it the worst in the winter when you have to peel off like a string of lip skin? Look at this string of dried lip skin!
Jeremy: GET IT AWAY
Emmy: Look at it!
Jeremy: GET IT AWAY GET IT AWAY GET IT AWAY
Emmy: Fine I'll just rest it here on your keyboard!
Jeremy: I WILL PUNCH YOU I'M NOT AFRAID
Real things I have actually studied in college for the sole purpose of fulfilling science distribution requirements:
Soil Nomenclature
Soil Formation Processes
Soil-Water Relationships
Soil-Earth Distribution
Soils and Climate
Soils and the Carbon Cycle
Soil Texture
Soil Moisture
Rutabagas
Pebbles
Holy shit, SCIENCE!
"But for a sizeable minority of young people who... →
maura:
So sentimental!
…and absolutely true. The lyrics to those songs are engraved in a deep but easily accessible place in my brain and I’ll bust them out at a moment’s notice, sometimes involuntarily. That’s just how it is. Too bad I can’t say the same for more useful knowledge, like the first 100 digits of pi, the Arabic language or how to play Bop It.
Friend: God, I would never get a tattoo
Friend: I just can't imagine there being anything I care about enough to want it tattooed on me
Emmy: You know, I have one, and I recognize it's a little stupid
Emmy: But at this point in my life, I've just come to accept it for what it is
Friend: Really? Oh, haha, I didn't know that
Friend: What/where is it?
Emmy: It's just some flames circling my anus
“I wish it was okay in our culture to just look at people and be like, ‘I...”
– Eugene Mirman
Student: I think I'm getting sick.
Professor: That's because you're running around with no purpose.
part 2
Emmy: Wow, these tortilla chips are really perfect.
Roommate: I know! If only we had an avocado.
(Silence)
Emmy: You could always just dip a chip into the couch.
Tonight, on Jeopardy... →
natface:
YOU. Go to that link and sign up for the Adult or College online test — it’s in a few weeks!
OH IT’S ON! I’ll take “Pwning You Dorks” for 500.
Emmy: You know, once when I was cleaning, I found a browned avocado sandwich wedged between the couch cushions.
(Silence)
Emmy: You know, sometimes it feels like none of us live here but 150 strangers do.
(Literally a whole minute of silence)
Roommate: I think that was mine.
Australian brand Ksubi on the brink of collapse →
Wait, does this mean that releasing 200 live rats and homing pigeons onto a runway and selling $270 acid washed jeans to Lindsay Lohan doesn’t automatically ensure longevity?
Uffie - “Pop the Glock”
"We all have someone or something we would rather... →
(via airgordon)
My mind is telling me no, but my body, but my... →
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Please share your thoughts on footie pajamas on adults.
As an esteemed woman who prides herself on being able to remove her socks with just her feet (and drop said socks off the side of the bed with the iron grip of her toes), I find footie pajamas limiting. But give me a union suit with a butt flap any day.
Ask me anything
or do it through tumblr because that’s what the kids do now and also...
Lady Gaga Named Polaroid's Creative Director →
(via davidhoffman & yvynyl)
Here is your new way to say “If that happens, then I’m the Queen of England!”
“How many of us have become drunks and drug addicts, developed tumors and...”
– Steven Pressfield, making me want to tear down the curtains, barf a screenplay and take up swordfighting.
Is it possible to look good in a cotton turtleneck?
Is that message I left you really what my voice sounds like?
What is the perfect number of tacos?
Why would anyone want a person to jump out of his cake?
Does the Northwestern chapter of Kappa Kappa Gamma know that their rush t-shirt slogan (“Whose house? Our house!”) is easily misread as “Whorehouse?”
Can everyone...
Irving officials make Kraft Macaroni & Cheese... →
IRVING – Texas Stadium will come down this spring in a “Cheddar Explosion.” That’s the name that Kraft Foods has given to its promotional campaign for the implosion of the iconic structure.
[…]
Next week, Kraft will launch a national essay contest for children as part of its promotional campaign, said Maura Gast, executive director of the Irving Convention and Visitors...
Big Boi & Gucci Mane - “Shine...
Ask me anything. →
Uh oh, it’s late at night and I just signed up for something.
