January 2009
32 posts
WatchIt’s amazing how Lil Wayne manages to seem both gentle and cryptic talking to Katie Couric. He’s like the man-child of Oprah and a homeless meth addict, just tellin’ ghost stories to the PTA. Also, I want to personally congratulate whomever had the idea of filming Katie Couric and Lil Wayne bowling together; that is television.
Rimming
Jeremy: i know we're both rimming with ideas
Jeremy: i think i may have misphrased that
Emmy: we're just tossing salads with ideas
Why people procrastinate | The Economist →
“Yo dawg, I know you like to procrastinate by wondering why you procrastinatin’, so I got you this article about procrastination so you know why you procrastinatin’ while you procrastinate.”
— Xzibit, rapper and host of Pimp My Ride
The Jew Food Olympics
As of now it is imaginary, but hopefully not for long. Events to be held at Katz’s Delicatessen and shall include:
The Bagel Toss Would be broken down into two events: accuracy (onto a peg, perhaps) and distance (how far you can toss a bagel). The Pickle Flip Competitors must throw the pickle in the air so that it flips as many times as possible before they catch it. (Ed. Note: the pickle...
Mates of State - Get Better
A good slow motion...
Songs I Wish I'd Written
1. Seven Nation Army
2. C.R.E.A.M.
3. Genius of Love
What are yours?
Harry Manbutt, spokesperson
Last night one male friend made fun of another for having a hairy ass, which made me realize that while having a hairy ass may not stand out as a desirable male trait, having a totally hairless ass is pretty girly looking. The more I think about this, the less sexy sex scenes seem (and the awesomer my alliteration gets, apparently) because Hollywood tends towards featuring guys with smooth,...
You think your life is hard? Try playing Diddy in... →
Some stage directions as given to Derek Luke by Diddy during the filming of Notorious.
Memo to old people:
You don’t have to leave a voicemail every single time.
davidhoffman:
Midlake - Roscoe
Dr. Dog - The Old Days
“We expect anything and everything. We expect the contradictory and the...”
– Daniel J. Boorstin, The Image.
Lose-lose
They say to learn from your mistakes, but apparently three weeks of winter vacation is enough time to forget that when you leave a banana in your bag for more than a few hours, it’ll expedite its browning and make your bag smell like a musty banana retirement home.
Watch“We Like Sportz” is cute, but I’m afraid The Lonely Island can’t touch Tim & Eric.
You have to give David Denby credit for bravery: Writing a book titled Snark: It’s Mean, It’s Personal, and It’s Ruining Our Conversation is like writing a book titled Keying My Car: It’s the Wrong Thing to Do or Why Flaming Bags of Dog Poop on My Doorstep Just Aren’t Funny.
- Adam Sternbergh, NYMag
Old man Denby! He called the shit poop!
Noisy Bar Miscommunication
Art School Friend: As far as albums I'm into, I like Gang Gang Dance
Emmy: I love the Ying Yang Twins too!
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