high-res photoA homeless man snuck into someone’s hot tub, sat in the water for 10 hours and then called 911.
(via newsweek)
high-res photoMaybe that’s why Kanye West is following Justin Bieber because Kanye is Justin’s DAD.
my god. Kanye’s first time begat Justin Bieber…
Last week, Urlesque writer Emmy Blotnick mocked up a parody of Justin Bieber and Kanye West’s Twitter conversation.
Then someone put it on Tumblr, where it got over 6000 notes. Because people thought it was real.
When I saw that no one realized this came from Urlesque, I yelled a dirty word and hit a table.
– Nick Douglas, Senior Editor
My First Meme.™
Cee-Lo Music Video of the Day: “Fuck You”
Pre-video video (official one drops next week). Single hits October 4th; Lady Killer release date TBD.
[getthatlook.]
OH SHIT! This is so good I almost can’t fucking take it!
To be filed under “I love the living crap out of Cee-Lo and will tumbl anything he does.” Don’t you wish you could sing and talk like him whenever you wanted like an on/off switch? Life would be so much better if you had the option of bossing around the assholes of the world with a Cee-Lo style “EXCUSE ME!”
The NYT article in reference is a bummer, but the Hipster Runoff comment section here is such excellent comic relief. Some selections:
Oh, like you’re searching for something more important.
I see you and raise you:

This is WORK.
I wrote up this Kanye West video for “Power” on Urlesque last week and essentially said the experience of watching it is like wearing Kanye goggles, like this is how he sees the world all the time.
But here’s what needs to happen next: Kanye goggles in action. I would love love love to see a video where he’s doing boring old normal people shit and the perspective flips back and forth between real life and POWER.
“Would you like regular or unleaded?”
(Kanye totally spaces out looking serious, we hear the “Power” chant, “EYYYYY-EY AHA”)
“Sir?”
You get it.