FUNNY LADY FILM CLUB - WORKING GIRL
For our very first episode (!!!), we watched ’80s classic WORKING GIRL with the wonderful Emmy Blotnick & Abra Tabak. Watch us hit on important topics like tall butts, skeezebags, and Olympia Dukakis.
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I tried a very painful workout called Barry’s Bootcamp for SELF Magazine. Please enjoy watching a beautiful ripped man destroy me.
On Valentine’s Day, my pal Jeremy said he walked through a flock of pigeons while listening to the glorious Charlie Wilson part of Kanye West’s “Bound 2.” It sounded pretty magical. Anyway, here’s “Bound 2” for pigeons.
About a week ago I impulsively bought a super cheap flight to Turks and Caicos and went by myself for a couple of days. It was awesome.
I overheard a lot of complaining, though. I think it’s because brochures only show the very best stuff. People expect everything to be perfect.
So here’s a solution: For every good brochure, there should be a brochure that shows some of the unpleasant realities of warm weather beachy vacations so people know what they’re getting into. Those realities include:
When I was about 10 years old I went to see Blue Man Group. In the middle of the show, one of the Blue Men came dancing down the aisle, deepthroated a white chocolate Toblerone, chewed it up and regurgitated it into my friend’s dad’s hand in the shape of a dick.
And I just realized now, over a decade later: I bet no one told him to do that.
I bet after the show someone had to sit him down and be like, “What the hell were you doing out there?”
"What, it’s a trick I do!"
"We don’t throw up dicks here. People bring their children to this. It’s not a part of our show."
"But it COULD be!"
"No, dude. Wrong kind of blue. Go home."
Mostly I just can’t believe I’ve spent all these years assuming they did that in every show. The subject of Blue Man Group came up in conversation recently and I said, “Ohh, did they do the white chocolate dick-in-the-hand trick for you guys?” and across the board my friends were like “WHAT???”
I wonder where that guy is now.
New video! Here’s a “tutorial” for making your eyebrows look GREAT.
I was in a commercial for Intel. Oh boy!
Yesterday in Central Park I noticed someone had climbed up this giant statue and stuck googly eyes on it. It’s perfect vandalism. It immediately takes him from “luxuriating kingly man” to “guy seeing his dick for the first time.”