emmy blotnick
high-res photoJimmy giving a shout out to the #LateNightYouTubeTour. Me, @corycavin, and @emmyblotnick are still at work. (Taken with instagram)
KEEP WORKIN’ NO SLEEPIN’
Take the new Late Night with Jimmy Fallon Interactive Backstage Tour, will you?!
An interview with myself
Q: Who are your inspirations?
A: I am my only inspiration.
Q: That’s a very brave answer.
A: Thank you.
My pal Jim and I found a wallet on the street last night belonging to a 39-year-old real estate agent in Queens. Jim found him on Facebook and we’re working out plans to get it back to him.
But first, we printed out this photo and slid it in the back behind all his cards.
This is gonna be HUGE.
Moviebombing Jude Law
Apparently there’s a Jude Law movie filming on my floor of the adjacent building, so I’m making it my duty to stay on the couch and moviebomb him. But how best to do it?
1. Pick my nose for twelve straight hours
2. Hold up various signs in the window: “SUP?” “Will work 4 Jude,” “I’m lonely,” etc.
3. A balancing act: Try to get super laid while doing all of the above.
high-res photoMr. Gif came by Fallon! See all the dizzy goodness here.
Cory, Josh, Lloyd and I got gif’d up too — and, as you can see, I suffer from a condition known as Mermaid Leg.
Just hired Yeah Lamb as my PR person.
“Would you say that pizza is the best?”
“Allow me to refer you to my lamb on this one…”
How to take your parents through a lot of emotions in three steps:
1. “I’m going to grad school!”
2. “In Arizona!”
3. “For Strip Club Management!”
I did the smelliest bit I’ve ever done last night in Rob Stern’s show Overload The Machine. Please, meet Rob’s talented neighbor Denise.
high-res photoThere’s a fancy new condo building in Williamsburg called The Edge, and I’m incapable of passing it or thinking about it without singing “Cause I’m one step closer to The Edge, ANDI’MABOUTTOBREAK!”
